Couldn't find cell phone this morning. Used land line to call cell -- dialed cell number on land line, spaced out and waited on land line for someone on other end to pick up.
My Esteemed Life Partner was watching, and said to me, "Aren't you calling your cell?" (How did he know, anyway?)
I was like, "Oh."
I'd forgotten I was on phone with self and should have been hunting around, listening for ring tone. Sometimes wish I were a stoner, so would have halfway-decent excuse for constant fog and never-ending lapses.
It's occurred to me just to let people think I am one. Would you rather be thought of as stupid or a stoner?
Good thing it's not illegal to be stupid.
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