Me in four sentences.

Pffeeeew! Much relieved. Just spent hour in blind freaking tizzy, searching around for my (misplaced) tax documents.

Yes, my TAX DOCUMENTS. The ones I haven't filed yet for 2011 and for which months ago I filed an extension and for which, at the time, seemed like GREAT PLENTY to get this little task done.

They're due rather soon.

This sums me up in a nutshell. Need I say more?